Archive | April, 2012
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AyeVerb Audio Book Chapter 1: That Lousy Bitch Lauren

26 Apr

This shxt made my night. One of my favorite URL battle rappers Aye Verb recounts a sorry about a 13 year old freak, he met name Lauren and gave him the crabs after a round of unprotected sex. Needless to say, hilarity ensues.

me and eBay

22 Apr

Why didn’t anyone tell me about all the money I could make on eBay? Over $650 in under a month. I just got an account on a whim and posted auction ads on a whim. Next thing I knew, people were bidding and I have a new stream of income. If I knew it was this easy I would’ve joined in on all the fun years ago. Since this revelation, I have been doing research trying to find a niche to sell to because once I run out of things to sell here at home I will have to set up a new inventory. I would love to network with other sellers but I am coming across lot of opposition. I am assuming it’s because of competition, but it’s a worldwide marketplace where anyone and everyone can make money and score great deals. 

 

I am interested in blogging about my eBay experiences in a separate blog seeing as how this blog is about my personal life. I am just teeming with loads of information I would like to share with people who want to start a second line of income. Not really sure if that is a good idea just yet, but I am tempted to take that on. Anyway, that is all I have for now. Ciao!

13 Apr

thepaisleypickle

So, I have been nominated for a Versatile Blogger award

by Karen of a life less scripted

Thank you!

Now, I spread the word and the rules:

  •  Thank the person who gave you this award.
  •  Include a link to their blog.
  •  Next, select 15 blogs/bloggers that you’ve recently discovered or follow regularly.
  •  Nominate those 15 bloggers for the Versatile Blogger Award
  •  Finally, tell the person who nominated you 7 things about yourself.

7 things about me

I hate washing my hair

I threw my pet rat at the wall after she bit my arm pit

I beat up a boy in the second grade

I hugged the boy and cried after I beat him up

Watching television feels like a chore

Doing laundry feels rewarding

I love my dogs more than I love most people

Blogs I have nominated:

Diary of Amy Rigby 

Melancholianation

Sick Poetics

blue milk

Unexpected Things…

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The interview

10 Apr

I’m counting my chickens right now.  Fuck waiting until they hatch, I have something in my spirit telling me this could be it if I dedicate myself to this. Trust me; jumping the gun and having oblivious faith is not something I do on a regular basis. I decided I am going to start owning my destiny. I need to claim MY success. I want to be a businesswoman and I want to be able to support myself and my daughter.  I am going to do this by aligning myself with like-minded individuals who have a good understanding of what it is I am trying to do with myself and in order for that to happen I need to be more selfish with my time and resources. The people are interviewed are a male and female team, barber and cosmetologist and co-own a salon in Alpharetta. Both of extensive experience and knowledge that you can only gain from the time spent perfecting their craft. I really hope I left a positive impression on them. I really want this for myself. I have nothing to lose and everything to gain. My mind has an outline of specifically want I want to be doing.

By 25, I will be finishing my apprenticeship and building a clientele of repeat customers, in the meantime I would like to use my social networking knowledge to promote myself and maybe like Celebrity Seaborn, carve out a niche online. Besides, the friends I thought I had could care less and only want to come around when I have something to give and well right now all I am interested in is bettering myself and getting off probation. I can do that by staying out of trouble and focusing on my goal. Everybody has nasty things to say to deter me but I don’t care anymore. There’s nothing anyone can say to me at this point that I haven’t already heard or even thought of myself in the pits of my own despair. Words are just that words, I won’t give them weight. I am not dead and I am not old so it’s definitely not a wrap for me. Anyone who can’t get with my new program really can hit the fade at this point. I have helped to people reach their full potential time to reach my own.

Needless to say, my interview went EXTREMELY well. My future instructors seem genuine, compassionate and understanding of what it is I want for myself. I mentioned in the interview that the last two salons I interviewed with seemed more interested in making money off me than making me an exceptional cosmetologist. What I want for myself is not much to most people but the idea of expanding and gaining an expertise is very enticing.  The beauty industry is never going away, it is up to me to be competitive and make my own lane. I know that it will not be easy after all, 2 years of being an apprentice is a long time but I am prepared to put in the time and hopefully gained some new allies in the process.  We spoke over an hour about the pitfalls as well as the benefits of being an apprentice. The funny thing is they asked my zodiac sign and it was a little concerning because they were both Virgos. 

7 Apr

THAT'S THE JUICE!

Season 7 Episode 4

The boys get asked to be interviewed for a “Huge” blog. They are really excited, but once the interview gets going they  find out the true meaning of “HollyWEIRD”. This is the funniest thing I have seen all day!

NOW THAT’S THE JUICE!

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